Not sure you've had a day like mine yet. Let me share.
1. Woke up at 6:30 for substituting assignments. Rejected it. Put head back on pillow. At 6:32, was woken again by the same system. Told them I was off duty for the day.
2. Go to the bathroom. Look at clock. Note the time. Wake up the high schooler (who slept with her window open--idiot) and my other two sisters (you know the ones with a job).
3. Get woken up again by my phone. My sister calling me from down stairs--my brother's not going to school today.
4. 8-ish (this is pure conjecture), get woken up again by the dang, stupid substitute system. Again. Listen and choose an afternoon assignment for today.
5. Get woken up by my mom: baby brother is in my bathroom and to pull him off when he's done. 6. Go in to check on him. He insists on matching up the radio with the microphone that's downstairs. He finally put together his missing karaoke machine with the stereo upstairs.
7. Knowing the implication of this, I bring the radio downstairs. Pull out the DVD the kid put in there. Put in the actual music CD he finds. Listen in abject torture to kid songs. Really bad kid songs. I need to buy the kid a mother goose/nursery rhyme CD, it will be less painful.
8. Need to get ready to drop sister off at work. Seeing as she woke up late and is physically incapable of getting herself ready with anything less that 2 hours of prep time.
Time 8:30. Weather: Snow. Again. Cold. Really cold. I read on someones blog yesterday that the only snow she enjoys is when it's over 30 degrees outside. I have to agree. Anything below that sucks.
You may go back to your regularly scheduled programming.